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The exciting life of a loser.
asgardia-aria:

sarahmac2301:

letourmonkeyscry:

callmekitto:

alexandraerin:

silverilly:

bookshop:

mydaywithd:

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.
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bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.

Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.

Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men. 

how has there never been a million stories about this badass

i reblog this every time i see it

#life goals


Not gonna lie, I thought this was Doctor Who fan art of some kind.

asgardia-aria:

sarahmac2301:

letourmonkeyscry:

callmekitto:

alexandraerin:

silverilly:

bookshop:

mydaywithd:

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.

(via Feminism)

bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.

Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.

Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men. 

how has there never been a million stories about this badass

i reblog this every time i see it

#life goals

Not gonna lie, I thought this was Doctor Who fan art of some kind.

2 days ago
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anthonyedwardstarks:

Who would be the better date? Captain America or Thor? [x]

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3 days ago
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travelingcolors:

Bending iPhones: bug or feature?

4 days ago
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mrodinson:

Brother! I have discovered a tome filled with tales of us making the love that dare not speak its name! Who would write such things?!

5 days ago
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thewomanfromitaly:

listengirlfriends:

When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”

i’m creating a kickstarter for cojones right now

HOLY SHIT THO

bombasticunicorn:

thewomanfromitaly:

listengirlfriends:

When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”

i’m creating a kickstarter for cojones right now

HOLY SHIT THO

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2 days ago
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boltplum:

SO I am opening 10 slots for colored sketch commissions because there is no food in the house as of today and there won’t be any food until next Wednesday and I would like to eat.

$10 each, please try to keep to fandom characters, whatever fandom that may be.

This is need-food-today urgent so please try to spread the word by reblogging.

Email me at kairi9889@yahoo.com with what you’d like, my paypal email is the same.

Thanks guys!

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seeingingray:

at least this Miley swings from trees, not wrecking balls

seeingingray:

at least this Miley swings from trees, not wrecking balls

(Source: trollblogging)

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